Kate-isms

I dare you not to laugh:)

"Mom, the Frozen princess has salami at her castle from her own Meijer, just like our Meijer"

"Can you keep me safe from the bugs, because I don't like people bugging me!"

"She's a Laura, and you're a Laura...We have TWO Laura's in our family!"

Matt: "Africa, Europe, Australia"
Kate: "Don't strail me!"

"Daddy, don't go close to the fire - you'll get fired!"

Me: "I'm going to run up and get Liv, ok?"
Kate: "No, just do what Dr. Pott said.  Sometimes you can just leave her up there and she'll stop crying and go back to sleep"

"Rowd (her stuffed dog), this is difficult.  You can just go on the floor, because this seat is for Kate."

Mama, I was just talking to Lincoln on this phone.  Let's call him again.  But, I need to send a text first."  (Pause) "Ok, can you push the numbers now?"

"I don't like pears, Mom.  I don't like apples either.  But I only like apples from the orchard."

"These are my most precious collection" (a bunch of red leaves collected during our walk)

"I have a bad case of toe jam!"

Me: "Kate, it's time to sit at the table"
Kate: "I can't, mama.  I have to make something incredible for Liv on my Magna Doodle"